Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Have you seen this Pig ?



The Professor has escaped ! We need your help locating the porcine escapee. He was last seen riding in Sam's blue pushchair in Stockport.

If anyone has any information, no matter how insignificant it seems now, please report it to your local constabulary (but please take care how you phrase it!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh My God...The proffesor has managed to escape at last. He was telling me when I was there that he had been planning to get away from the cruel grasping hands snd tooth of his evil goaler who just kept him nearby to torture and try to tear him limb from limb queeze and pour porridge in his ear. And now you expect the police to go around saying "What's this ear" well it's not the Profs anyway. No hide nor hair of him, does he in fact have hide or hair..I thought it was a sort of wooly curly.